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08.06.2025 02:36
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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